May 2013
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
please shower me in gifts such as chocolate covered pretzels and strawberry moonpies
sxrge:
Tumblr is about to get MySpaced.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
firstaidekit:
thegirldanielle:
i’m so sarcastic that even when i’m not being sarcastic i sound sarcastic
ehhhr:
has anyone tried typing with their boner
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
oswidge:
pick up line: please
i really want to go to one of the laser shows at the vlm
preferably the wall one, june 8th
or the vision bell that happens right after it.
